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Where I leave

The man-feeder has been leaving the here-rooms often lately. Sometimes I feel he wants to avoid me. Other than a few soft brushes when he bursts through the door later in the evening, I am largely ignored. I lay about awaiting his arrival and greet him by swirling around his

Where I Use My Teeth

The man-feeder has been avoiding me frequently as of late. I observe him wasting more and more of his time on the letter squares. He will begin early in the morning, and continue well beyond acceptable feeding times. Oh, I hear the sorrow in his voice when he finally does

where he feeds me

hullo again this is remote cat. When last we spoke, my desire was affections from the man-feeder. While this has not changed, I must confess that my desires this morning are less affectionate, and more, shall we say, confrontational. I believe the term you might use is "hangry". Yes, the

where I take a bath

hullo, remote cat here I believe I have found a reason for the man-feeder rejecting my advances. I have never observed him defecating. Oh, I have seen him go into rooms that he will not allow me to enter. He shuts me out like yesterday's garbage, which is what the

Where I sit in his seat

Hullo there, this is remote cat. Today, I have thought of a way to catch the man-feeder off guard. Every day, he comes down the steps. Every day he goes into the room with the glass paneled doors. Every day he closes them. Every day he tap-tap-taps away at the

where I lay on his hands

hullo this is remote cat again Today I try a new tactic in getting the man-feeder to caress my back. I have found as he sits in front of the screen later in the night, he will allow me to sit upon the top of the desk and once in

remote cat next

Hullo again i am remote cat. The man-feeder today has successfully rebutted my affections yet again. I imagined this differently when he began staying here more often, a veritable duplication of hand gestures across my back for hours on end. Alas, the hand disregards my back. It forces me to

Hullo I Am Remote Cat

Today...could be the best. day. ever. The man-feeder has not left, and it is Monday. What fresh heaven is this??? The she-feeder even left the home, and I escaped her evil clutches! Truly, this is extraordinary, and I will frolic upon the letter-squares of he-feeder's electric window until he